i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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