I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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