have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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