You're so nebulous sometimes
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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