Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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