dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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