youre lurking in front of me
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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