Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
