What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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