ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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