i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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