i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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