8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
lets start a swedish sibling band together
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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