We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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