My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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