She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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