i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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