Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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