so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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