we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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