just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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