how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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