what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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