DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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