I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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