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oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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