I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
The ass gains better be worth it
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