Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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