in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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