yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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