who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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