he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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