That's when you crack a 10am beer
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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