so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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