I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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