Pregnant stripper...not hot.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
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two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Randomize