Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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