Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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