thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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