we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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