Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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