Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize