He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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