It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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