I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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