Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
