So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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