we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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