it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My first STD was from a foam party
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I have already put on my inside pants.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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