she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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