Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
this just has baby written all over it
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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