Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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