ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
did i walk over a car last night?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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