so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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