I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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