He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Can you bring me the toilet please
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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